Anonymous commented at 2014-01-23 18:41:28 » #1475651

I think it's time for Jack...
TO LET 'ER RIP! *chop chop chop chop chop*

55 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-02-08 12:48:49 » #1484265

Docktor: "Use blade mode to cut the ingredients!"
"You can use the ninja run to deliver the food."
"Good, Raiden, very good!"

59 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-02-22 02:38:13 » #1492150

Doktor: Remember put laxatives on their food so later they can take a DOOMP.

41 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-05-28 04:42:24 » #1541957

"I'M FUCKING INSATIABLE!"

45 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-08-27 08:39:12 » #1592804

"Man, this food is good! What's your secret?"

*Chef Armstrong pops up from behind kitchen curtains*

"Nanomachines, son!"

*Raiden gives Armstong tired look ("Really???")*

"I also do breakfast! Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack! Can't fret over every egg!"

31 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-09-05 14:14:07 » #1598061

Senator Armstrong: "Hey, I have a good name for this restaurant!"

Raiden: "If you say anything related to nanomachines I swear I will take Sam's sword and-"

Senator Armstrong: "The Saucy Jack!"

Raiden: "..."

29 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-10-22 21:28:54 » #1622056

*Raiden sits down for lunch break*
*Sam cuts his lunch*

Raiden: Damn! Crazy son of a bitch!

Sam: Mind if I... cut in?

Blade Wolf: Metaphor detected.

14 Points Flag

Lazarus089 commented at 2015-02-02 02:43:16 » #1680935

These comments made my day.

12 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2019-01-22 13:46:01 » #2326696

HamStrong: Making an omelet of century here Jack, can’t fret over every egg!

Fryden: Not when youre ”boiling the leak”, right? What do you know about the leak? You weren’t born poor. You’ve never been hungry. You don’t know what it’s like to fry and steam and fillet just to survive!

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