Anonymous commented at 2014-01-27 09:34:59 » #1477677

The most unfortunate license dodging ever? @ SPEM instead of SPAM.

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Mizzy83 commented at 2014-01-27 16:40:22 » #1477819

More like sperm.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-01-28 00:54:06 » #1478012

<Insert bawdy pun about putting your meat in her can here>

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Anonymous commented at 2014-01-29 17:47:08 » #1478926

That line will most likely induce groans of a very un-erotic matter.

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jedi1357 commented at 2014-02-08 11:26:33 » #1484232

Mr. Dandy: "What have you got, then?"

Waitress: "Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spem; egg, bacon and spem; egg, bacon, sausage and spem; spem, bacon, sausage and spem; spem, egg, spem, spem, bacon and spem; spem, spem, spem, egg and spem; spem, spem, spem, spem, spem, spem, baked beans, spem, spem, spem and spem; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spem."

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