Anonymous commented at 2014-07-21 14:10:33 » #1572613

Looks like he became a wizard after 30 years of being a virgin.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-08-02 20:36:37 » #1579496

Twist it's actually going in not coming out! A price I'm willing to pay!

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Anonymous commented at 2014-08-23 04:03:11 » #1590592

oh no!!!what a sad story

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Anonymous commented at 2015-10-25 06:39:49 » #1836749

I ejaculate fire!
A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid
It kills when I breed, with my deth seed
Checkmate, the world dies when I procreate
A bloody mess, bubbles with heat
Fear the splattering acidic de-mattering
It burns! I'm fried to my loins.
Testicular propane, tanks explodiiiiiiing!

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