Anonymous commented at 2014-12-01 07:24:34 » #1644663

"I'm so fucked up"

58 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-12-01 08:39:25 » #1644689

Half the male population would never be seen again. The other half would still want to fondle some titties occasionally.

42 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-12-01 10:26:58 » #1644726

Kiseijuu Sei no Kakuritsu...

Migi's best form :D

17 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-12-01 15:45:24 » #1644847

Um... People... End of Evangelion. The Ayanami goddess or whatever that was.
Both hands!!! And even on the forehead!
She's been literally brainfucked by Unit 01.
Don't believe me? Watch it again.

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-12-01 16:25:59 » #1644863

I would prefer an anushand.

6 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-12-01 16:27:39 » #1644864

A pussy in the hand beats two in the bush?

27 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-12-01 18:37:25 » #1644911

*Gonna 'insert' as many jokes as I can think of*

Handjobs, the right way.

Holding hands? Thats rape.

My arm is pregnant, I wonder how this is gonna work.

Condoms? My hand never needs one.

Accidental Sex? "I'm sorry, I fell and my hand went right for his dick, and now I'm pregnant!"

*End laughter*

39 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-12-02 08:07:26 » #1645198

P1: Is that an erection or are you just happy to see me ?
P2: ...... Can you lend me a hand ?

8 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-12-03 02:42:51 » #1645668

I may have my own right hand as my gf but this is ridiculous...

10 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-12-03 19:31:11 » #1646021

this is in Mardock Scramble

4 Points Flag