Anonymous commented at 2015-08-22 23:57:54 » #1800296

Private: "Here we are. Louisville, Kentucky."

Sergeant Major: "Excuse me. It's pronounced 'Lewisville'."

Private: "No disrespect, Sergeant Major, but it's pronounced 'Louieville'."

Sergeant Major: "Private, are you questioning my intelligence?"

Private: "No, Sergeant Major. I assure you it's pronounced my way, not yours."

Sergeant Major: "All right then. We'll settle this by asking one of the locals."

*enters closest public building in town*

Sergeant Major: "Excuse me, ma'am. Can you tell us where we are in a slow and correctly pronounced name?"

Cashier: "Uh, sure. You are in Burger King."

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