Anonymous commented at 2009-07-07 17:05:38 » #73573

Nudity is acceptable in the future as long as you do it for the Empra

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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-20 00:07:29 » #115000

Also if you do it while wielding a chainsword.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-04-27 04:32:40 » #286414

"Brother Sergeant, we've located one of our missing marines."

*Gazes long and hard* "I see. Well done brother. Is the Captain around?"

"No Sergeant."

"Excellent. Begin the...'Inquisition' if you may."

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Anonymous commented at 2010-05-13 10:23:24 » #300789

That might work if Space Marines had penises... but they don't.

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blokrokker commented at 2010-08-12 19:19:10 » #399077

Of course they do. They are the Emperor's right hand, genetically perfect.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-03-09 20:20:24 » #648712

Marines have penises, they're just not usually allowed to use them anymore. Unless they're Space Wolves. FUCK YA! Space Wolves can not only use their penises, they are encouraged to drink excessively and keep relationships. This leads to having a total fucking immunity to alcohol for future generations...and having future generations!

I imagine a marine bearing a son would bear an epic son, who himself would grow up to be an awesome marine candidate for the Greatest chapter of all.

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