Anonymous commented at 2016-03-28 10:55:05 » #1923019

Kids, don't spec into mad scientist.
Normal people and eldritch abominations look at each other in disgust. I look at the above pic and all I think is
"OoHh! Different dimensional hottie to bang! How do i do this though?
Dick goes were and what do i grope/kiss to pleasure as both? Also what module of the brain do i alter to perceive you as equally hot as the hairless hominoid of this plane-...Hey lady were are you going! Come baaack!!!"
P.s. thoughts for the journal, subject Cthugha will be a terrific cuddle partner in winter. Also said sentient seems to possess forked tentacle tongue, must 'taste' this new tactile experience, inquire if triple fork is possible huehuehehehe.
Tempt/bribe subject with cuddles and co-op games!

Tl;Dr 'Humans will fuck anything...'

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