Anonymous commented at 2016-01-14 11:08:03 » #1882856

"His coconut gun can fire in bursts..."

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Anonymous commented at 2016-01-14 11:33:29 » #1882873

Breaks my heart that this can't "realistically" happen since gorillas have tiny penises.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-01-14 16:20:31 » #1882976

Donkey Kong isn't a Gorilla, he's a Kong. A species with Gorilla-like properties such as increased size, hands for feet, fur, face, muscle and climbing ability but also has some human-like properties such as increased intelligence, the ability to clench a fist and big dicks.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-01-15 11:40:01 » #1883417

^ tl;dr
He Donkey Kong, and he can expand dong.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-01-15 12:42:29 » #1883440

DK. Dicking Kong.

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Monkeyboy commented at 2016-01-15 19:40:24 » #1883617

To me it has always seemed self evident that Donkey Kong is a mix between a gorilla and a chimpanzee....

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Anonymous commented at 2016-01-26 08:32:58 » #1889352

I magine this is how it went down:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL2A_KSdoc4

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justsomeone627 commented at 2016-01-26 09:28:35 » #1889377

This expands dong

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Anonymous commented at 2016-06-27 00:37:13 » #1976156

Peach got tired of Mario and wanted a REAL man. DK TREAT. HER. RIGHT. xD

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