Anonymous commented at 2016-04-26 15:42:34 » #1939696

"You and Your eloquent cock."
Me: Damn you cock, I can't even speak eloquently to girls but hey at least it cums fluently on things For Academic Purposes(ing)

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Dirty_Harry commented at 2016-06-12 22:59:25 » #1968261

That feel when your morning wood speaks volumes and cancels the usual morning coffee in favor of the type of coffee one has to come inside for, usually. But you get neither the coffee, nor to cum inside... These maids are beyond hopeless.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-06-14 20:52:33 » #2139527

Tagger doesn't understand what "reverse cowgirl" means.

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