twilight_jester commented at 2016-09-21 14:04:10 » #2023061

behold, the shiny pussy of legends.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-09-22 13:01:31 » #2023523

I got your 'Triforce' right here...

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Anonymous commented at 2016-09-22 14:56:43 » #2023557

But if Zelda's right there... when who's wearing Sheik's outfit?

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Anonymous commented at 2016-09-23 16:38:07 » #2024127

zelda is wearing's sheik's outfit
...while still being there

which mean twice the zelda

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Anonymous commented at 2016-09-23 17:13:38 » #2024133

Oh my man Link... '
this is the kind of bitches
that gives you scratches and itches
I say: "Stay away from those kind of bitches!"
"They are also the kind that snitches."

Now my mate. I'll give you one sound advice
Stay here in the forest, where it is damp and nice
Those bitches only brings us boys trouble
While turning our rupees to rubble
It is better to stay here with me
Where you can be naked and free

We can run in the forest all day long
Just like it is in that song
And have you heard about that magical rod?
It is said that it brings you closer to god

So leave the bitches to be bitches so that boys can be boys
And shout out through the sun and and rain with your cute asian voice!
With oak and fern and wild wood in the forest we ride
Ebbing and flowing just like the tide
And in time you will grow up to be a man
And that is when you will understand
That bitches can be enchanting and tempting for the meek.
They quickly give in to all their demands, cause they are weak.
But the strong they do choose to live and be free.
Like salacious wolves, not the dirty dogs that you see.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-09-23 17:16:35 » #2024135

Bitches need stitches when they get too big for their britches!

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Anonymous commented at 2016-10-13 17:42:37 » #2033249

Re-imagined for us today and resurrected from times of yore, we now bring you the slow tortoise, the burning bush and the holy whore.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-02-05 09:42:42 » #2092304

Om man! Just imagine if Breath of the Wild featured clitoral piercings!

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Anonymous commented at 2017-02-05 09:50:39 » #2092308

Don't have your shimmies in a mitten. I think ol' Nintendo has got a pretty tight policy 'gainst genital mutilation.

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