kikkatelier commented at 2016-10-11 04:24:46 » #2032007

are those even waht dick heads look like?

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CruisingintheLolis_ commented at 2016-11-25 08:43:50 » #2054111

Translation courtesy of yours truly ^-^

I was unsure whether or not you guys would prefer a more "hard" translation or one that flows a bit better. I provided the former in the note, but if you would like something a bit more literal, here you go (quick note this only applies to the last sentence as the others were much more simplistic in nature),

"There's no way that thing will ever be able to make a girl feel good when you have sex you know~"

One final note, the "w"s translate most closely to something like "lol". When multiple "w"s are used you can interpret as either "LOL", "lmao", etc. Anyway, enough blabber from me, go enjoy your hentai ^^

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Anonymous commented at 2016-11-25 08:44:52 » #2054112

CruisingintheLolis_, dude, you're back!

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Anonymous commented at 2016-12-28 07:43:33 » #2071938

As an unfortunate owner of a mere 15cm dick, i have to testimony, that girls nowdays just laugh on what was supposed to be an average size in the last century. Nowdays you need at least 21cm to be able to pass the minimum requirements, and be 25+cm to be able to really please them. Damn sluts just ask for bigger and bigger penises each decade. Well thats just my personal expirience, you can consider yourself lucky if your girlfriend does not demand you to have a horse dick.

As for me, if there was a gene-therapy that could have increased your dick twice the original size - i would have definetly got it.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-10-25 12:06:12 » #2178189

> dates woman and only cares about her body

> gets triggered when she does the same

w e w l a d

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Anonymous commented at 2019-05-07 10:51:51 » #2374888

To be fair, tits can be more easily enlarged than dicks can be.

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