Anonymous commented at 2010-08-16 19:05:31 » #403575

Yo dawg, I heard you like melons, so we put melons in yo melons so you can...

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Anonymous commented at 2010-10-08 22:55:22 » #465617

maybe the main reason why this is sexy is because the watermelons are head-sized

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TwistedMind commented at 2010-10-12 00:10:48 » #469346

Miss, in a Watermelon Eating Contest the point is to *EAT* the melons. But by the way the crowd is cheering, I fear that I probably should give you the gold trophy all the same. Congratulations.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-10-21 21:44:20 » #480301

Officer: "i'm sorry ma'am we cant let you across the border."
Her: "why not?"
Officer: "You see the part on the form asking if you're bringing in fruit/vegetables?"
Her: "Yes"
Officers: "Well you checked no ma'am which means either you leave the melons or i have to confiscate them and give you a ticket"
Her: "But you don't understand!? I have a family to feed!?"
And so on.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-24 09:03:47 » #593769

Hey, nice melo............... O_O

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onmyknees4u commented at 2011-04-28 16:35:33 » #712398

Who needs men? I'm going to the grocery store. Bye all.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-08-29 01:51:39 » #1149756

I wonder how it would look if, instead of the melons, she had another woman's melons inside her instead? Just a thought.

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