Anonymous commented at 2016-11-16 17:25:39 » #2050101

Mister, Do you have something I can sit on?
I'm not sure why, but the seat got very slippery all of a sudden.

14 Points Flag

ImAKinkyShota commented at 2016-11-23 23:28:23 » #2053502

Get your car washed and your cock polished

5 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2016-12-30 03:15:03 » #2072866

Sure sweetie you can sit on my lap but I will take my cock out first.

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2018-02-16 01:03:28 » #2212203

Why does my air freshener smell like fish and candy

0 Points Flag