ExigentContact commented at 2010-07-29 18:24:58 » #382940

Umm the dead guy is kind of creeping me out down there.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-08-29 08:01:41 » #418029

Would you be quiet?! He's trying to watch you masturbate.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-02-15 22:40:13 » #621814

Something tells me he probably died from an extremely massive nosebleed and the bruises are the recoil from hitting the ground with that much force.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-06-15 19:23:16 » #774229

The monster was raping his woman when he came into the room. Horrified, he watched helpless and confused. Then the monster sent its spiked tail through his forehead without stopping and killed him. Then continued to rape her and impregnate her.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-10-21 21:35:24 » #906574

dunno. I like Anon2's theory better.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-04-17 16:53:48 » #1051754

Go! Squid Monster! Go! Rape that slut!

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Anonymous commented at 2012-04-24 03:06:28 » #1056729

It looks considerably more like a hammerhead shark than a squid. ijs

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