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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-11 03:35:56 » #174028
You can't. Male dolphins shoot their sperm out at an excess of 26 miles an hour, (no joke) If you were to fuck one, the ejaculae could seriously damage your insides. Pretty much all you can do is jack one off.
Females on the other hand...they can control their vaginal canal, seriously, they "pulse" when you're inside, basically massaging your cock until you cum, and she won't cum until you do! Dolphins are...incredible. So sorry ladies, Dolphins are pretty much a male-only thing XD
If you ever do fuck a female dolphin guys, good luck lasting more than a minute!
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You can't. Male dolphins shoot their sperm out at an excess of 26 miles an hour, (no joke) If you were to fuck one, the ejaculae could seriously damage your insides. Pretty much all you can do is jack one off.
Females on the other hand...they can control their vaginal canal, seriously, they "pulse" when you're inside, basically massaging your cock until you cum, and she won't cum until you do! Dolphins are...incredible. So sorry ladies, Dolphins are pretty much a male-only thing XD
If you ever do fuck a female dolphin guys, good luck lasting more than a minute!
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Anonymous commented at 2010-01-13 16:59:16 » #201670
There is a pretty detailed FAQ on having sex with dolphins!
www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php
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There is a pretty detailed FAQ on having sex with dolphins!
www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php
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Anonymous commented at 2010-01-28 01:32:31 » #213875
Good luck even surviving having sex with a dolphin. >.> Forget what Anon6 said, try getting through it without breaking a limb or two; a male dolphin's thrust is... pretty damn strong. And if you try to suck it off, you're gonna get killed 'cuz the force will snap your neck.
So uh, yeah. If you REALLY want to have sex with a real dolphin, go ahead. Those who die I'll considered culled and be glad their genetic traits were not passed on. In the case they were, well that's just too bad. *shrug*
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Good luck even surviving having sex with a dolphin. >.> Forget what Anon6 said, try getting through it without breaking a limb or two; a male dolphin's thrust is... pretty damn strong. And if you try to suck it off, you're gonna get killed 'cuz the force will snap your neck.
So uh, yeah. If you REALLY want to have sex with a real dolphin, go ahead. Those who die I'll considered culled and be glad their genetic traits were not passed on. In the case they were, well that's just too bad. *shrug*
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