Anonymous commented at 2010-03-28 04:35:38 » #261393

Exdeath: Shall I kick your ass now, or later?

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Anonymous commented at 2010-06-29 02:50:47 » #348147

How about later?

*quickly hightails it to Ghido's Cave, at the first opportunity that's gotten*

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-11 00:07:49 » #577320

A REAL MAN takes MULTIPLE Fire 3 spells to the face, hits 0 HP, AND STILL F(%$ING KILLS this wimp.

R.I.P. Galuf. The world misses you.

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TheSinful commented at 2011-10-21 21:03:23 » #906544

But man, you fucking kids! Back in GALUF'S day, you didn't die from a single sword wound from a pretty boy! No sir! If you wanted to die, you had to go and find the world's most powerful black mage, who despite BEING a mage is wearing FULL ARMOR and WIELDS A SWORD, and knows all the most powerful spells in the game. And hell, just getting to him was a lot harder, too! You had to go through TWO worlds. And it was uphill in BOTH of them. And when you were finally AT that fucking mage, you didn't say "oh hey, stab me, it's a cut scene". No, you PUSSY, you FOUGHT him! And you kept fighting until your hit points were fucking negative ten thousand billion. THEN you can die, you cock-sucking youngin'.

The most badass tree in both worlds loses to a single 60 year old man.

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