Anonymous commented at 2019-03-15 02:42:06 » #2350653

In reality, no international law is gonna stop that pussy from getting a good slamming.

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Anonymous commented at 2019-03-16 00:24:05 » #2351036

I may be going to prison, but I'm going to prison with a consenting ogre full of my cum.

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Anonymous commented at 2019-03-21 20:41:02 » #2353514

It's simple boys! Yo just got to follow the formula!
Step #1: Catch a case of Lycanthropy, Vampirism, or Zombification, and keep it a complete secret.
Step #2: Seduce Tionishia. (The single hardest step!)
Step #3: ROCK HER WORLD! (Easier than the above step due to you now being a monster boy!)
Step #4: Make her the biggest, best damn breakfast in bed any monster boy has ever made for a monster girl.
Step #5: Eat several Senzu beans, cause HOT DAMN! You banged TIONISHIA!
Step #6: Drink an entire Water Coolers worth of Gatorade, cause HOT DAMN! You banged TIONISHIA!
Step #7: Stay with her, attending to her every need and desire, like a gentleman. (Ladies love gentlemen!)
Step #8: Be sure to be the one to answer the door when MON comes calling, and cooperate with them fully.
Step #9: When they charge you, say you can't be charged as it isn't illegal for monsters to have sex together.
Final Step: Prove your monster boyhood appropriately.
Just follow these steps boys, and you can not only get Tio, you can keep Tio too! FOREVER! XD

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