Anonymous commented at 2009-04-09 01:50:03 » #41960

"911, What is your emergency?"

37 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-04-09 02:10:43 » #41967

"You have reached the Kids Help Phone. We cannot help you at this time. Please hang up and try your call again later."

22 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-04-24 11:05:02 » #46234

"Hi mum. No, I'm kind of busy at the moment. I'll call you when they're *uhm* I'm done."

24 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-05-13 03:11:12 » #51134

I'm just amazed there's a "boy rape" tag.

13 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-05-20 17:46:02 » #53543

Imagine how he's going to scream when that cock goes in.

29 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-06-23 15:57:30 » #66930

"insert point a into socket B!? wtf does taht mean!?"

10 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-06-30 08:10:11 » #70162

"you have have reached the anti-pedo task force of japan, our men are currently all away doing their job please don't call again, we don't have enough phones for every one!"

17 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-06-30 18:25:13 » #70396

Better a cartoon as a ...
You know?

1 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-11-07 17:34:23 » #148056

"Hello, I'm just in the middle of something, can I call you back?"

7 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-09-28 19:55:05 » #453500

It's not rape. Otherwise they wouldn't let him use a damn cell where he can call for help. I bet his mom called him asking why he's not at home and he's just thinking of an excuse.

9 Points Flag