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Anonymous commented at 2019-06-03 19:22:49 » #2388303
try going into your phone settings -> lock screen settings -> remove facial and/or fingerprint recognition -> change lock screen code -> ask the nearest human to put in some random numbers -> set your new paperweight down and browse on a real computer
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try going into your phone settings -> lock screen settings -> remove facial and/or fingerprint recognition -> change lock screen code -> ask the nearest human to put in some random numbers -> set your new paperweight down and browse on a real computer
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Anonymous commented at 2019-11-01 04:41:07 » #2452991
...is your desktop setup mounted inside a toolshed out in the Siberian wilderness?
Do you not have a table to put your laptop on? No chairs to sit on while fapping?
No seriously, how the fuck is masturbating by a laptop or desktop meaningfully less comfortable than with a mobile?
You'd think just having a screen that isn't fucking tiny would be a major improvement...
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...is your desktop setup mounted inside a toolshed out in the Siberian wilderness?
Do you not have a table to put your laptop on? No chairs to sit on while fapping?
No seriously, how the fuck is masturbating by a laptop or desktop meaningfully less comfortable than with a mobile?
You'd think just having a screen that isn't fucking tiny would be a major improvement...
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