Anonymous commented at 2019-07-29 17:30:24 » #2415608

Let's face it, if Pokémon were real, and we could train them like in the anime, then, considering the fact that most pokemon are utterly loving, loyal, and attentive to their trainers, and considering the fact that most Pokémon are reasonably close to, if not equal to, or even superior to, human levels of intelligence, considering ALL of this, then let's just face it: An uncomfortably large number of human females would have sexual relationships with their Pokémon, because Pokémon are fit, loyal, and loving, where as human dudes are fat, sloppy bastards. I should know, I am one.

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Omni_Slayer commented at 2019-07-30 07:16:22 » #2415971

a LOT of men would also fuck pokemon pussy too though lol.

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Ubermangaka commented at 2019-09-02 01:12:57 » #2429833

@Anon
“I should know, I am one.”
A human female, a loyal pokemon, or a flat sloppy bastard?

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cancerpipes commented at 2019-09-17 20:03:35 » #2435876

I’d totally fuck vulpix if pokemon were real.

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puppysnuggles05 commented at 2020-07-18 15:47:24 » #2552590

@Anon

I would almost exclusively catch Pokemon that were at least mildly scary, and definitely bigger than me, lmao.
I'd put up a convincing front, and try my best to train them normally, sure, but... It would be fun to know that if they wanted something to happen, that I wasn't the one who would get to decide if it did or not. ♥

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c.garland commented at 2021-07-21 22:51:12 » #2631684

i wonder if my mom would want to do this with me...

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umknown commented at 2021-08-26 16:48:25 » #2643252

Mightyena vs. Arcanine vs. Houndoom which dog dick Pokemon is superior?

I lean towards the original dog dick Pokemon Arcanine.

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littlefemboi commented at 2023-08-29 22:20:27 » #2827564

the original would be solid, fire types have that extra heat, but arcanine is also really big. better than houndoom and the everburning scratches though...

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