Anonymous commented at 2009-07-10 20:54:54 » #75114

Dark_elf: I will not revel the secret.
Human_boy: Please, tell me.
Dark_elf: No, even if you paid me.
Human_boy: Either you tell me or I kill you.
Dark_elf: I can kill you before you touch your sword.
Human_noyy: (Damn, that is true...)
Dark_elf:...But I can tell you if you do soemtihng for me.
Human_boy: What is it?
Dark_elf: Make me come, fuck me, here and now!
Human_boy: O_O!?
*A few minutes later*
Human_boy: Oh shit, you are just too tight! *Gasp*
Dark_elf: Make me cum and I *deep breath*tell you everyting you want, cum at the same ti *gasp* -time that I do and I even pay you, cum before *moan* me and I kill you and take away all your money and itens.
Darl_elf&Human_boy: *Multiple Orgasmic bliss*

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Anonymous commented at 2009-08-30 02:49:07 » #102588

Here, let me finish that story for you...

(10 minutes later, after several orgasms)

(Dark Elf) - "Ok, ready to hear the secret?"
(Human) - "What?"
(Dark Elf) - "The secret? You were trying to get me to reveal the secret."
(Human) - "Who gives a crap about some secret. I'm more interested in going another round with you."
(Dark Elf) - "And THAT'S the secret to a dark elf's heart!"

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Anonymous commented at 2010-04-08 01:16:44 » #269939

Ten minutes of orgasms... wow.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-09-13 04:55:19 » #434930

easy explanation for all this silliness-he's a bard- in dungeons and dragons they have a special ability called "fuck anything" the ability is self explanatory.
so as we can clearly see this is the resault of rolling a natural twenty. see?

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