brandonlee commented at 2009-09-08 14:28:44 » #108481

Wario, right? That explains why he's so damn violent. I'd be pissed of at the world too if I had a 2 incher.

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Anonymous commented at 2009-10-18 02:22:21 » #132798

Mario: It's me, Mario ! (penis)
Peach: Oh no! Mario, Help me!! (vagina)
Mario: Oh yeah! Here we Goo! (cum)
Peach: Thank you Mario for saving me again!

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Anonymous commented at 2010-04-07 17:28:35 » #269600

Sorry Mario, our princess' g-spot is in another four inches.

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TheInternetGal commented at 2010-05-05 00:05:24 » #293654

Eww... This is why I prefer Bowser X Peach.

Bitch needs to figure out how much Mario sucks compared to a strong scaly fuck-machine like Bowser. :9

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onmyknees4u commented at 2011-05-01 06:23:28 » #715826

lmao @ what anon3 had to say.

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Stacie commented at 2011-05-18 08:21:39 » #738543

onmyknees4u is looking into the future? There's no anon3 yet

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vugvugvug commented at 2011-05-26 19:22:17 » #749095

That penis is, uh. It's not so little.

It's flaccid, guys. Not erect anymore.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-05-26 19:26:14 » #749102

God, you morons... Guys' flaccid dicks at rest have nothing to do with their inflated size during sex. Okay?

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2013-05-28 23:21:32 » #1329580

it's not about size, it's about skill...besides something way too big could hurt her.

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