Anonymous commented at 2009-06-26 19:56:40 » #68414

DANG NABBIT I WANT A POKEMON SPECIAL ANIME >3

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Anonymous commented at 2009-06-28 11:18:57 » #69230

Red is the truely one and only Red.
He will beat that fake named Satoshi (Ash) any day.
Go Red, finish what you started a century ago. *grab Z-Saber and impales it into Satoshi's head*

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Anonymous commented at 2009-08-12 21:32:23 » #93406

red would OWN satoshi (ash) any day of the week

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Freyjadour commented at 2009-08-16 01:15:31 » #95256

I AGREE, RED IS BETTER THAN SATOSHI!!!!!!

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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-02 03:45:05 » #104574

Red vs Satoshi
lets see...
Red went up against ZapMolCuno
Satoshi saves the world with faggy powers
Red became pokemon league champ
Satoshi lost...every time..

Conclusion...Red pwns Satoshi's ass


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Anonymous commented at 2010-01-28 22:10:45 » #214569

Pokemon Collection
Red- Awe inspiring combination of fully evolved beatdown type pokemon.
Ash/Satoshi- Motley crew of half trained idiots. Oh and 30 Tauros. You have to give him credit for that one.

Battle Record
Red- Utilizes high end strategy in a high tensity battle where even trainers are a target. Wins league battles and even commands Mewtwo during the rematch against Giovanni.
Ash- Has a lackluster record with not a lot of good battles under his belt.

Accomplishments
Red- Single handedly fights against most enemies in one go and is capable of going head to head with ELite four members and come out on top.
Ash- He did not beat 1 important trainer outside of Gary.

Reputation
Red- World Champion.
Ash- Some guy who made it to the top 16.

Wow. Ash sucks big time.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-03-25 03:28:15 » #260383

i never get tired of hearing how ash sucks

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ThanatosZero commented at 2010-03-31 16:04:42 » #263993

Red_Avatar:
"The moment fakes devoured the apricorn of foolishness, he sealed his fate...
Entrusting his future to the pokemons, fakes clings to a dim dream.
Yet, the pokeball is the means by which all is revealed...
Beyond the imagined path lies the absolute truth.
It matters not what you try to represent fake...Oblivion awaits you Satoshi."

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Anonymous commented at 2010-06-28 18:58:44 » #347755

I remember this scene from the manga. I laughed hard at Pika's 'You gonna get raep'd'-face, and even harder at Red's 'OHSHI-'-face. Manga owns animé in almost every element.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-11-09 02:45:58 » #500266

@ThanatosZero
Persona 3 Nyx Avatar Death Arcana quote reference, woot!


Oh, and Satoshi is one of the stupidest anime protagonists I have ever seen.

It seems like he becomes stupider the more the series progresses.

I mean, he makes a Slowpoke look like a f***ing genius.

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