LivingCorpse commented at 2020-09-21 13:23:58 » #2565186

Godzilla: Final Wars was so over the top the one thing missing was girl ass.

I've been saving up money to hire CuteSexyRobutts or another artist to draw a busty woman wearing the new brown MONARCH field uniform that's gonna be in Godzilla vs. Kong but with an ass cutout like assless chaps, riding a crotch rocket motorcycle with neon lights and shooting Gyaos with two magnum handguns and an alternate version where she's wearing the blue version from the Skull Island: The Birth of Kong comics where she's shooting a rocket launcher at Rodan for me to use in my review for Godzilla vs. Kong since I joked about something like that in my Godzilla: King of the Monsters review.

But he and every other artist I like have been too busy so it might not get done in time. It's making me wish I had learned to draw. I am seriously considering learning just so I am not at the mercy of money and someone else's schedule, just draw something myself I want to see. I might end up not reviewing Godzilla vs. Kong anyways because we don't even have a trailer yet and already assholes have been shoving spoilers all over the net into people's faces a year before the movie is supposed to come out. Bummer.

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