Anonymous commented at 2009-08-21 17:47:16 » #98389

I wish pokemon were real. Then i could catch a Gardevoir and teach it to do this...

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Anonymous commented at 2009-10-04 04:04:43 » #124006

If pokemon were real a Machamp could hold 4 assault rifles.

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Anonymous commented at 2009-11-01 16:23:21 » #143112

Pshaw! 4 assault rifles? Anon2, you think too small... Machamp, according to the 'dex, is ungodly strong. Make those assault rifles gatling guns and we're talking business.

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Anonymous commented at 2009-11-05 18:17:37 » #146503

anon 3 is right but im still into the concept of anon 1

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Nigs commented at 2009-11-05 21:04:27 » #146598

If Pokemons were real PeTA would be busier than ever.

20 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-12-10 23:12:15 » #173874

if pokemon were real that would be my pen0r in the picture

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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-12 19:12:16 » #175392

Machamp x 4 Double Gatling Guns = Run for your lives, people

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Anonymous commented at 2010-01-30 00:46:40 » #215399

just think...

machamp can hold your child with nuclear arms.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-07-01 16:35:56 » #350980

You guys should also know that Machamp is ungodly strong with its belt ON and I know that there's a dex entry saying the the belt suppresses it's true power. But then again isn't the whole Machamp thing a little off topic? It's kind of a boner kill when I think of a Machamp running around with Gatling guns and whatnot even time I see this picture and the look down at the comments.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-04-21 21:31:57 » #703758

If Pokemon were real, why would you be using a Machamp? An Alakazam could carry 100 assault rifles, and still not break a sweat. Because lawl telekinesis.

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