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omnione commented at 2021-03-31 15:22:27 » #2602131

Just wtf is that haha

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Yesman21 commented at 2021-03-31 20:24:30 » #2602183

Based and coompilled

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Hulutheoctopus commented at 2021-03-31 22:49:27 » #2602220

10/10 sound effect usage!

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aliceslewds commented at 2021-04-02 16:43:04 » #2602562

I mean, okay. I approve this.

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Boudica commented at 2021-04-07 20:35:12 » #2603713

This has got to be the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on this website, I was expecting “quality content” but instead I get a fresh new meme to show e v e r y o n e

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Medicsauce commented at 2021-05-03 12:44:51 » #2610202

I wish I could be THIS loud during my daily faps, buuuut that would probably concern neighbours and the entire neighbourhood, so yeah. Maybe not.

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pugsaremydrugs commented at 2021-05-16 19:34:15 » #2613633

Here's the script:
"The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. good morning aleks links! been awake for 20 whole seconds and i havent COOMED yet. its time to hop onto my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip blood shot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again. furiously slamming keyboard gasp is-is that a...a female girl? groans i must sniff. sniff NNGHH AUUGHHH MMM HNGGHOHGODDD AAAAAAAAAA fap fap fap fap URGHHHHH AGHHH OOHFUCK OOOHNGGGUHH SHNNHHHSHNNHSSHHNN AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MRNGGGHHHH MFRNNNFMRNFNRMFNRN AUGHRHHHHHHG bang bang bang bang bang bang bang AUUGUUHGHHH bang bang BANG BANG BANG BANG...I'M....C-COOMING!!!!! HUHHAHHHUUUHHAAAHUUUHHHAHHUH burp IM burp IM COOMING burp IM COOMING (cooom) im....COOMING IMCOOMINGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOHHH FUCKKK AUGHHHH...COOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH HRAAAH MAUGHHHHHH AOOOHAAGHHOUUGH OH FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO HRAAAAAAUGH COUGH COUGH oh fuck houughh hooh fuck oh jesus oh shitohfuck...fuck...oh fuck...o h h h...groan. There you are...my slippery white gift to the world...my son..my son! ooh fuckk....... Well, time to get some breakfast. actually a little coom first won't hurt!"


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asrielo commented at 2022-09-23 09:08:32 » #2751730

Dont get me wrong but, the microwave sounds are hot.

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Blaze_Viper commented at 2023-03-03 06:26:29 » #2786848

Rating: safe

for absolutely no one.

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Funnistickwoman commented at 2023-05-04 21:43:47 » #2801009

I have not laughed as hard as I just did in so fucking long

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