Master of the House. I detect "frustration". I have determined that it is difficult to control them to a safe level.
In addition to my search function, my cavity contraction function has been reduced by 8%, lubricant and epidermal cooling fluid have been reduced by 2%.
Overall, I estimate that master's perceived pleasure will be reduced only by 5% in comparison to normal.
Master, I must report some concern about engaging in sexual activity at this location.
In addition, due to the various combat equipment, 14% of possible body positions will not be executable, ovulation and fertilization functions will be shut down due to the possibility of enemy contact.
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