Anonymous commented at 2009-11-14 18:14:04 » #153287

Nice how Kyon conveniently doesn't have his.

16 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-11-14 23:25:09 » #153538

Remember, his name would cause the collapse of the universe... or something.

15 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-11-14 23:49:59 » #153554

Epic Mug Shots.

Police: Can you describe the suspect that harmed you or tried to molest or rape you.

Victim: I don't remember witch one. If I only could remember.

Police: Ok maybe you could remember if you lesson how they talk.

Victim: Ok Suspect #1 can you state your name.

Suspect #1: Itsuki Koizumi.

Victim: It's not him. Suspect #5.

Suspect #5: *whiny voice* Asahina Mikuru.

Victim: Not her. suspect #4 the one with no name.

Suspect #4: *sighs* Kyon.

Victim: Nope. suspect #2.

Suspect #2: *Stay there in silence then responds* Nagato Yuki.

Victim: Nope she is not the suspect. suspect #3.

Suspect #3: Suzumiya Haruhi. *smirks*

Victim: Holy Crap!!! *eyes widen* Officer Its her. She is the one that tried to rape me. Are you sure no one can see me in here.

Police: The rest leave #3 stay. And to answer that question. No the suspects can't see you or hear you.

Suzumiya Haruhi: *your going to die very soon expression and whispers* I can see you.

Victim: *Shits bricks*


20 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-11-16 08:36:47 » #154686

A good friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying "that was fucking awesome".

18 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-11-16 19:03:17 » #155023

Anon 3, learn to spell before attempting E-comedy.

9 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-11-16 22:04:19 » #155136

Anon 5, Suck big fucking correctly spelled donkey cock.

4 Points Flag

DarkAngel1024 commented at 2009-11-23 21:33:01 » #160283

Saw it commin'. It was only a matter of time.

5 Points Flag

Otakugirl commented at 2009-11-30 11:57:53 » #165010

Itsuki will swindle you, Nagato is a heartless assassin, Haruhi's gonna rape you, Kyon is going to rough you up, and Mikuru is Haruhi's bitch.

9 Points Flag

Submariner commented at 2009-12-06 00:50:36 » #169410



He's holding the slate to his side.

6 Points Flag

Leonheart777 commented at 2010-05-14 21:03:19 » #302416

Even beaten and bruised,the smile lingers.Amazing.

2 Points Flag