Cierne commented at 2021-12-09 02:59:31 » #2670507

Giant monster girls are all fun and games until you have to deal with giant monster girl shit.

Especially that harpy's. Imagine getting fucking airbombed out of nowhere, with your neck probably getting fucked up. So now you gotta deal with that shit and a fucked up neck and have to see a fucking doctor or chiropractor, but oh shit it gets worse.

This looks like medieval/pre-industrial revolution levels of tech, so now you might have to try visiting the surgeon barber with the hope that he can at least end your life somewhat painlessly when OH HEY, FUCKING GIANT MONSTER GIRL ATE THE ENTIRE TOWN. Now you have to try to end your own miserable life on your own, but lemme tell you, that shit is way harder than it looks, so now your options are:

A) Live with horrible neck/back pain + giant shit related trauma

B) Get eaten alive by one of these dipshit giants that don't even have the decency to bite your head off first before eating you. At least you'll probably make them sick as fuck since you were drenched in harpy girl shit earlier, but that's a fucking bitter silver-lining.

I hope you all are happy with yourselves. YOU enabled this to happen. I warned you all and now the kingdom looks like a music festival where the port-a-potties never arrived.

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