Anonymous commented at 2010-01-28 06:50:59 » #214006

His testicles are as big as her breasts. And his penis is almost as thick as her thighs. She's gonna be hella sore in the morning. If she was smart she'd call in sick to work now, instead of trying to get out of bed and hobble to the phone later.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-02-03 11:08:33 » #218837

Translation is wrong. She says, "HUGE!! What the hell? These are bigger than my tits!!"

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Anonymous commented at 2010-04-01 02:47:07 » #264467

I'm sure y'all don't care, but there was a study showing the relative size between testes and brains in bats. The bigger the testes the smaller the brains.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-04-04 01:34:33 » #266622

Girl, run now while you still can

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Anonymous commented at 2010-05-28 19:31:39 » #315820

She won't have a brain after he is through. I mean hell forget the balls look at the penis. As Anon 1 mentioned it is almost as thick as her thighs, but unless I am mistaken that thing is still soft! So hard it may be thicker than her thighs.

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immortaljohndoe commented at 2010-07-13 14:43:13 » #363916

i love huge balls!

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-20 18:26:01 » #589123

Lot of smegma!!

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Anonymous commented at 2011-02-13 13:54:20 » #618673

what are you guys talking about???

she's pissed because it's not bigger!

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Anonymous commented at 2011-02-20 21:51:16 » #627905

She is going to have one HELL of a cheese stuffed pussy. That girl's never gona be clean or smell fresh again.

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Moonbase commented at 2011-03-10 21:39:05 » #650161

from what i correctly remember, she is saying its bigger than her "arm"

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