Anonymous commented at 2010-02-18 17:29:38 » #228130

And to think the Pied Piper could only get rats to follow him when he blew his pussy flute.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-02-19 19:15:18 » #229190

Dragon Horn - D&D Major Artifact

When blown, player rolls 1d20 each round to see how many dragons (cumulative) show up to defend player. Player may continue to roll 1d20 each round until all enemies get the fucking message. Note that Dragon Horn is allowed to distort the laws of time and space, allowing more dragons to exist in a single point in space time than would normally be feasible. Thus, Dragon Horn can be blown outside in a wide, open area, or inside a 10'x10' dungeon corridor, and still have the same results ... a shit-load of dragons.

Due to the over-powering nature of the Dragon Horn, a normal D&D campaign will never see it in the hands of player characters unless under very special circumstances. If the GM is a munchkin, though, then he will allow every 1st level character to start with one.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-09-20 16:28:44 » #443659

But, this is a wyvern ! Not a dragon.

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