DesignerLies commented at 2022-09-20 23:29:51 » #2751074

Sounds like every underaged kid that tried to get into a club with fake ID. Happy to play the role of adult until they get busted.

17 Points Flag

LittleLovableLoli commented at 2023-09-20 17:45:22 » #2831901

I used to work security. Apparently everyone thought it was fucking hilarious to send my puny, child-lookin' ass to handle the rowdy, spoiled brats half my age trying to act like they're not fresh out of middle-school.

This one dumbass thought being in a wheelchair meant he could slip some tequila past me. Found 'em in a heartbeat 'cause his dipshit friend kept looking at the same spot on his jacket- an inner pocket. Dude was fucking crying because he was barred from entry afterwards, like a kindergartener who got his favorite toy taken away because he wouldn't stop hitting people with it.

To be fair to my old coworkers, it was pretty funny.

4 Points Flag