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Anonymous commented at 2010-05-23 20:08:19 » #310626
"Men, never ask a woman you're fucking how many guys she's fucked. Because you DON'T WANT TO KNOW. Just be happy you're getting it now. Why do you want to know? Why? You're not discovering shit. You're not putting a flag anywhere. First of all, no matter what she says it's too much for you. She could say 'two' and you'd be like, 'Two?! TWO?! TWO?!?! Oh my god, no! Two?! Whooo... I guess that's how you was raised.'
"Why do you even want to ask? If you ask, she's gonna lie. A woman will lie about how many guys she's fucked IN COURT. 'Yeah, I swear... hoo hoo!' If she says 'three', it's ten. You have to give every woman a seven-dick curve. If you ask her how many guys she's fucked, she won't tell you how many guys she's fucked. She'll tell you how many BOYFRIENDS she's had, because women only count their boyfriends. They don't count all those other miscellaneous dicks they've had; that guy they met at the club, that time they fucked Bobby Brown, that guy they met in Jamaica. 'That's a different country, it don't count. I thought we were just talking about domestic dick.'"
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"Men, never ask a woman you're fucking how many guys she's fucked. Because you DON'T WANT TO KNOW. Just be happy you're getting it now. Why do you want to know? Why? You're not discovering shit. You're not putting a flag anywhere. First of all, no matter what she says it's too much for you. She could say 'two' and you'd be like, 'Two?! TWO?! TWO?!?! Oh my god, no! Two?! Whooo... I guess that's how you was raised.'
"Why do you even want to ask? If you ask, she's gonna lie. A woman will lie about how many guys she's fucked IN COURT. 'Yeah, I swear... hoo hoo!' If she says 'three', it's ten. You have to give every woman a seven-dick curve. If you ask her how many guys she's fucked, she won't tell you how many guys she's fucked. She'll tell you how many BOYFRIENDS she's had, because women only count their boyfriends. They don't count all those other miscellaneous dicks they've had; that guy they met at the club, that time they fucked Bobby Brown, that guy they met in Jamaica. 'That's a different country, it don't count. I thought we were just talking about domestic dick.'"
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Anonymous commented at 2011-02-16 13:41:27 » #622489
The bottom line is, as a comedian I heard once said: Treat any number of men a woman says she had as a power of 2. She says 3 men, it's 8. She says 5, it's 32, and so on.
And the exact other way around for men. Pass the number they say under a square root (for geeks and other hopeless, make it a cubic root).
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The bottom line is, as a comedian I heard once said: Treat any number of men a woman says she had as a power of 2. She says 3 men, it's 8. She says 5, it's 32, and so on.
And the exact other way around for men. Pass the number they say under a square root (for geeks and other hopeless, make it a cubic root).
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