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InsanityDemon commented at 2010-12-06 02:07:39 » #533359
Personally I think whatever you do in real life, you can get into heaven simply by being a masochist. Why? Because the point of going to hell is so that you suffer eternal pain, and if you enjoy pain then you won't be suffering much at all. As such, Lucifer (especially if he bothers to observe each of his victims one at a time) will decide that you're just a waste of space as long as you're down there with him, so he'll ring up God and tell him to forgive you for any of your sins and let you into heaven so there's that little extra bit of room in hell for people who will actually suffer from an eternity of pain.
There. That's my opinion on Anon1's question about masochism and religion. You probably shouldn't take it seriously at all, especially since I'm an atheist, but it's here now.
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Personally I think whatever you do in real life, you can get into heaven simply by being a masochist. Why? Because the point of going to hell is so that you suffer eternal pain, and if you enjoy pain then you won't be suffering much at all. As such, Lucifer (especially if he bothers to observe each of his victims one at a time) will decide that you're just a waste of space as long as you're down there with him, so he'll ring up God and tell him to forgive you for any of your sins and let you into heaven so there's that little extra bit of room in hell for people who will actually suffer from an eternity of pain.
There. That's my opinion on Anon1's question about masochism and religion. You probably shouldn't take it seriously at all, especially since I'm an atheist, but it's here now.
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