Anonymous commented at 2010-11-07 11:36:16 » #498268

Don't disappoint me...

...or I'll make you wish you could die.

33 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-12-18 23:55:01 » #550308

The two of you have forged an excellent partnership; now it's time for the real purpose. ;D

12 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-12-27 16:47:44 » #560578

The following tests require cooperation. As such, they have never been completed by a human test subject. This is where you come into the picture. You don't know compassion, you don't know love, you don't know anything.

The two of you have forged an excellent partnership; now it is time for your real purpose. Don't disappoint me...

...or I'll make you wish you could die.

6 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-03-05 02:59:08 » #642451

You don't know pride,
you don't know fear,
you don't know anything....
but you know how to fuck someone mine off...
you'll be perfect.....

1 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-03-05 03:02:23 » #642453

continue testing...
(enter neked man's room)

6 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-04-21 08:36:20 » #703089

Man, the placement of their arms looked a lot less weird when they looked more like robots.

I'd still hit it though.

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-06-08 00:28:03 » #764621

BAM! Robots provide 6 extra seconds of cooperation. Good job robots.

Cave Johnson. We're done here.

5 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2012-05-18 17:15:03 » #1073198

The lab boys told me we literally could not afford to build one robot, let alone turn two anime whores into half androids. Did it anyway.

4 Points Flag