Anonymous commented at 2010-11-18 19:38:53 » #511491

With a gun this big he must be compensating for something...
Oh wait

22 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-11-19 07:39:52 » #512134

One word; recoil.

25 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-11-19 12:42:18 » #512395

I am Heavy Weapons Guy... And THIS is my weapon.

16 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-11-22 11:26:23 » #516294

You try kicking THAT in the balls!

15 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-11-30 00:24:34 » #525796

sucks he can't fuck a girl without killing her

8 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-11-30 17:30:10 » #526507

it's thick!
It's Hard!
And it's cumming to get you!
Nothing can defeat my thick hard magnum!

22 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-01-05 22:47:53 » #571366

LOCK COCKED LOADED!

8 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-02-22 02:35:26 » #629489

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S THE DOOM CANNON

2 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-03-12 00:00:04 » #651545

"I'd like to shoot lasers out of my cock. Pew-pew-pew-pew~! And when I'm empty my balls glow...MMmmr...'low fuel...balls are empty...'" -Dane Cook, on superpowers

1 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-05-07 10:25:12 » #723756

"I have the wierdest boner. It was worth it."

3 Points Flag